Tacos & Compute — by Acme Compute Corporation

What is it

We bring compute to the curb.

A taco truck for the people who build the internet. We park where the engineers are and serve tacos named after the things that keep you up at night.

The salsa is fresh. The line moves fast. Pull up to the window and order something delicious.

Spec Sheet

CuisineTacos / Edge

RegionBay Area

Latencyone short line

Cold startsnone

Egress feesnever

The Edge Node$3.14

Al pastor, pineapple, cilantro. Served from the window nearest you.

cat. no. 1041-A // low latency, high flavor

Load Balancer$4.50

Half carnitas, half veggie. Distributed evenly, never overloaded.

cat. no. 2200-B // perfectly balanced

GPU Especial$8.00

Triple habanero. Runs hot. Built for the heavy workloads.

cat. no. 9000-X // milk sold separately

The Cache Hitfree*

Comes out instantly because we already made it. *First one's on us.

cat. no. 0001-C // near-zero wait

Cold Start Horchata$2.00

Cinnamon, rice, plenty of ice. No spin-up time.

cat. no. 3030-H // ready on first sip

Zero-Latency Lime$2.00

Agua fresca, squeezed to order. As fresh as a request gets.

cat. no. 4040-L // served local

Dispatch

MON–FRI SoMa, San Franciscolunch run through the startup corridor home base

SOON AI & developer meetupsparked outside the venue at closing time events

SOON Hackathons & campus dropsfree tacos, no charge for the puns pop-up

The Fine Print

Tacos & Conditions. Please read carefully.

All tacos are served at the edge, as close to you as the parking permits allow.
Refills incur no egress fees. Take seconds. Take thirds.
Salsa heat scales on demand. The GPU Especial is not liable for your life choices.
By ordering, you agree to enjoy it. This clause is non-negotiable.
The truck reserves the right to roll away and reappear somewhere better.